The Christian Federal Kingdom of Thuanu is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by King Thiago Gabriel II with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.026 billion Thuaneses enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pontelibratown. The average income tax rate is 21.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Thuanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,646 trillion Swords a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 205,200 Swords, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, and the ego of former emperors tend to match their stature. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thuanu's national animal is the White horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianism.

Thuanu is ranked 41,690^th in the world and 90^th in Christians for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,216.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.