The Free Land of Cheesecocoaplanet is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Foodmaster with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 967 million Cheesecocoaplanetians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blue Land. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cheesecocoaplanetian economy, worth 90.1 trillion Chocofufus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,157 Chocofufus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

When flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheesecocoaplanet's national animal is the Brown Oppossum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cheesecocoaplanet is ranked 284,320^th in the world and 281^st in Christians for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 307.3 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.