The Federation of ImperialRussia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Sergei Izotov with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.051 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 3,066 trillion CryptoRubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 380,840 CryptoRubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians look weirdly alike, the only film released this month was "Prayervengers: Heresy War", Max Barry is this year's Miss ImperialRussia, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialRussia's national animal is the Giant Grizzly Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

ImperialRussia is ranked 32,060^th in the world and 175^th in Forest for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.