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Most Patriotic: 178thLowest Crime Rates: 209thMost Devout: 211th
The Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Conquest and Justice with an Ironfist
Emperor Sergei Izotov
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.051 billion

LeaderEmperor Sergei Izotov
FaithOrthodox Christianity

AnimalGiant Grizzly Bear

The Federation of ImperialRussia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Sergei Izotov with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.051 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 3,066 trillion CryptoRubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 380,840 CryptoRubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians look weirdly alike, the only film released this month was "Prayervengers: Heresy War", Max Barry is this year's Miss ImperialRussia, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialRussia's national animal is the Giant Grizzly Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

ImperialRussia is ranked 32,060th in the world and 175th in Forest for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Patriotic: 178thLowest Crime Rates: 209thMost Devout: 211thLargest Governments: 278thHighest Average Tax Rates: 366thMost Efficient Economies: 473rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 564thMost Corrupt Governments: 586thMost Developed: 620thLongest Average Lifespans: 679thHighest Poor Incomes: 758thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 770thMost Armed: 784thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 806thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 826thMost Valuable International Artwork: 890thSmartest Citizens: 913thHealthiest Citizens: 1,027thHighest Average Incomes: 1,108thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,132ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,153rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,333rdMost Influential: 1,500thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,867thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,833rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,111thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,512thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,597thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,632ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,854thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,450thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,927thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,775thHighest Economic Output: 5,927thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,148thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,534thHighest Food Quality: 9,506thLargest Mining Sector: 9,749thMost Inclusive: 12,551stTop
Most Authoritarian: 17,552ndLargest Publishing Industry: 18,963rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,426thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,320th
Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionMost Conservative: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rd in the region

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