by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,977thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,980thMost Patriotic: 5,650th
The Imperial Commonwealth of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
United With Liberty and Strength
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Saint Marinas

Population3.763 billion

CapitalMónte Marina
LeaderEmperor Murzkull Dur-Djurfúng Hamoff IV
FaithThe Church of the Emperor

Currencyknoin
Animalmallard duck

The Imperial Commonwealth of Saint Marinas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Murzkull Dur-Djurfúng Hamoff IV with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.763 billion Saint Marinasai are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mónte Marina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Marinisian economy, worth 635 trillion knoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,828 knoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 497,561 per year while the poor average 45,077, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Marinas's national animal is the mallard duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of the Emperor.

Saint Marinas is ranked 203,476th in the world and 793rd in Europe for Most Stationary, with 43.34210420548 days.

Top
1%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,977thTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,980thMost Patriotic: 5,650thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,925thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,038thLargest Mining Sector: 11,440thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,552ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,695thMost Influential: 12,023rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,730thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,791stMost Developed: 14,646thTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 16,344thLowest Crime Rates: 16,774thLargest Black Market: 16,978thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,266thLargest Governments: 17,496thMost Cultured: 18,128thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,298thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,361stHealthiest Citizens: 18,921stLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,807thMost Efficient Economies: 19,942ndLargest Retail Industry: 21,609thMost Authoritarian: 22,161stHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,661stSmartest Citizens: 25,701stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,090thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,323rdMost Advanced Public Education: 29,457th
Top
5%
Most Patriotic: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 76th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 83rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 122nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saint Marinas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Saint Marinas was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ausvelt.
  • : Saint Marinas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements.
  • : Saint Marinas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
  • : Saint Marinas was endorsed by The Parliamentary Republic of Trixeland.

More...

Report