Population | 3.763 billion |
Capital | Mónte Marina |
Leader | Emperor Murzkull Dur-Djurfúng Hamoff IV |
Faith | The Church of the Emperor |
Currency | knoin |
Animal | mallard duck |
The Imperial Commonwealth of Saint Marinas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Murzkull Dur-Djurfúng Hamoff IV with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.763 billion Saint Marinasai are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mónte Marina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Saint Marinisian economy, worth 635 trillion knoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,828 knoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 497,561 per year while the poor average 45,077, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.
Anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Marinas's national animal is the mallard duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of the Emperor.
Saint Marinas is ranked 203,476th in the world and 793rd in Europe for Most Stationary, with 43.34210420548 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Saint Marinas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Saint Marinas was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ausvelt.
- : Saint Marinas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
- : Following new legislation in Saint Marinas, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements.
- : Saint Marinas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
- : Saint Marinas was endorsed by The Parliamentary Republic of Trixeland.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 64 » Invernessia, Meropis, Slavatania, Rary, Ortigia, St Scarlett, Thracia Republic, Saarenmaa, Narmocrana, The AbelLandia, Elestansa, Belvanya, UGBK, Istastioner, The Champions League, Reiserland, Raghallaigh, Drembler, Northern German Federation, Karnea, Iceagea, Skalliad, Basque Dominion, Walfo, Armbruster, The New Nordic Union, Ultaverstin, Regnum Italiae, Orsik, Gliesetonia, Balcem, Cot Deviet, Irminsulia, Imperium Anglorum, Yahlia, Bastile, Dark Matter, Someseni, Greater Bahland, Burvenchkaht, North of Americas, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Ottterland, Ferranghia, Myanerus, Thracia and Crimea, Calicov, Alsted, Nardin, and 14 others.Kroynia, Kkorea, Wamia, Parliamentary Laramidia, Slovanov, Wombelland, Kronverg, Great Clucky, Woodlands, New Eestiball, Agausia, Cambany, Trixeland, and Ausvelt.