The Theocracy of FrankieMania is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Frankie with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 7.795 billion FrankieManians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FrankieMenia. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient FrankieManian economy, worth a remarkable 1,856 trillion Golds a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,227 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, the judicial system legislates morality, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, and daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FrankieMania's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

FrankieMania is ranked 21,824^th in the world and 45^th in Christians for Highest Poor Incomes, with 87,968.96 Standard Monetary Units.