The Theocracy of FrankieMania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Frankie with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.696 billion FrankieManians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FrankieMenia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.3%.

The frighteningly efficient FrankieManian economy, worth 389 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,443 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Frankie's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FrankieMania's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

FrankieMania is ranked 17,181^st in the world and 291^st in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,708.42 on the Gilded Widget Scale.