The Republic of Uni Islands is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nate Bukorazh with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.375 billion Unis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canberra. The average income tax rate is 75.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Uni economy, worth 913 trillion Uni Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 169,894 Uni Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, and children are strong-armed by police into eating their greens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uni Islands's national animal is the United Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Uni Islands is ranked 81,127^th in the world and 68^th in Christians for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,843.32 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.