The Bundesreich of Canamn is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chanceler Joe Von Ludwing with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 6.507 billion Canamnianos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meereszitadelle. The average income tax rate is 92.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Canamnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,824 trillion Aurimarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 280,391 Aurimarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, no one born in Canamn can fix a leaky faucet, and doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canamn's national animal is the Pinguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Canamn is ranked 56,765^th in the world and 44^th in Covenant Shores for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,407.14 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.