The Holy Empire of Canamn is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Frederico II The Great with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.347 billion Canamnians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrópolis. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Canamnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,719 trillion Canamnian Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 359,483 Canamnian Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Emperor Frederico II The Great's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, black gold is looking more brown these days, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canamn's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Canamn is ranked 51,069^th in the world and 73^rd in Christians for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,700.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.