The Holy Empire of Canamn is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Frederico II The Great with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.504 billion Canamnians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrópolis. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Canamnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,801 trillion Canamnian Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 361,909 Canamnian Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nearby bird nests prompt wind turbine shutdowns, ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, billions of Canamnian Lire are being blown on orbital weapons development, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canamn's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Canamn is ranked 332,926^th in the world and 377^th in Christians for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.43 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.