The Holy Empire of Dekesasi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dei Sanming with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-working, devout population of 2.182 billion Dekesasians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dejing. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dekesasian economy, worth 205 trillion Lonestar Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,296 Lonestar Yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Greased palms have made Dei Sanming's office smell like gravy, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, and repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dekesasi's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Dekesasi is ranked 71,018^th in the world and 134^th in Christians for Highest Average Incomes, with 94,296.35 Standard Monetary Units.