The Republic of Diktrastokia is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Bogdan Gnatovich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.861 billion Diktrastokian Rubles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sikios. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Diktrastokian economy, worth a remarkable 2,232 trillion Diktrastokian Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 226,352 Diktrastokian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

City sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diktrastokia's national animal is the Sakhalin Husky, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Diktrastokia is ranked 8,322^nd in the world and 23^rd in Christians for Highest Average Incomes, with 226,352.99 Standard Monetary Units.