The Holy Empire of Texaca is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Kennedy with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.605 billion Texacans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jericho. The average income tax rate is 22.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Texacan economy, worth 572 trillion TXDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,811 TXDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, world leaders often feel uncomfortable when Emperor Kennedy tries to recruit them into selling cosmetics, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, and the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texaca's national animal is the Turtle Dove, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Texaca is ranked 134,360^th in the world and 177^th in Christians for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,130.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.