The Holy Order of Daredbannana is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Donald Obanana with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The devout population of 3.207 billion Daredbannanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Big Bannana. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Daredbannanan economy, worth 318 trillion Bannana peals a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,164 Bannana peals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daredbannana's national animal is the Red Bannana, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Daredbannana is ranked 19,330^th in the world and 59^th in Christians for Safest, scoring 113.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.