The New Israel of The Final Sith Order is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Prester John with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.278 billion Albionites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyse. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Albionite economy, worth a remarkable 2,647 trillion Bitcoins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 285,375 Bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,572,618 per year while the poor average 26,218, a ratio of 60.0 to 1.

The ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, Albionite police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Final Sith Order's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Covenant of the First-Born.

The Final Sith Order is ranked 328,803^rd in the world and 358^th in Christians for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.