The UNITED FEDERAL KINGDOM of SCOTRIANA is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Prachi IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.071 billion SCOTRIANESE are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port écossais. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SCOTRIANese economy, worth 655 trillion SCOTRIA Adria Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 161,055 SCOTRIA Adria Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SCOTRIANA's national animal is the Black panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is CHRISTIANITY.

SCOTRIANA is ranked 14,588^th in the world and 51^st in Christians for Most Cultured, scoring 98 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.