The Maritime Country of Newfoundland and Gaspesie is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Joey Smallwood with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 5.066 billion Newfoundlander and Gaspésians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Johns. The average income tax rate is 76.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Newfoundlander and Gaspésian economy, worth 645 trillion Newfoundland and Gaspésie Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,395 Newfoundland and Gaspésie Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfoundland and Gaspesie's national animal is the Newfoundland Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Newfoundlanderism.

Newfoundland and Gaspesie is ranked 166,070^th in the world and 3,096^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,329.53 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.