General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 13.735 billion |
| Capital | Hamburg Neo |
| Leader | Friedrich Kaiser |
| Currency | Euro |
| Animal | Penguin |
The Zombie Federal Republic of Hamburg Neo is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Friedrich Kaiser with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.735 billion Hamburg Neoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg Neo. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Hamburg Neoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,823 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 351,179 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
School nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Friedrich Kaiser, and life is somewhat repetitive. Crime is totally unknown. Hamburg Neo's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Hamburg Neo is ranked 581st in the world and 6th in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 348,267.84 Standard Monetary Units.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, life is somewhat repetitive.
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Friedrich Kaiser.
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, life is somewhat repetitive.
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites.
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, Hamburg Neo's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.
- : Hamburg Neo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Vilita and Turori"".
- : Hamburg Neo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Nuclear Compliance Commission".
