The Directorate State of Commisariat Malyvenisk Order is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Central Interim Committee with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.72 billion Malyvenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holsvern Centre. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malyven economy, worth 354 trillion Frumentaurii Papers a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,346 Frumentaurii Papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commisariat Malyvenisk Order's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kolsvar Cross.

Commisariat Malyvenisk Order is ranked 14,045^th in the world and 177^th in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 107,361.08 Standard Monetary Units.