
| Population | 15.255 billion |
| Capital | The Panopticon |
| Leader | Jeremy Wickwire |
| Faith | Church of God the Utterly Indifferent |
| Currency | Jarlic Jewel |
| Animal | Thing |
The White Visitation of Varanius is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jeremy Wickwire with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 15.255 billion Entities are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Panopticon. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Entitian economy, worth a remarkable 5,038 trillion Jarlic Jewels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 330,292 Jarlic Jewels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Blue-collar workers agree that Thirdsday is the dreariest day of the week, structures are raised on promises, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Entitian lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varanius's national animal is the Thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of God the Utterly Indifferent.
Varanius is ranked 331,879th in the world and 2,675th in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -32.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Varanius changed its national motto to "You better pray I’ll go away".
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Varanius, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Entitian lands.
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Varanius lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
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Varanius changed its national motto to "I spread my rot all over this town".
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Varanius published "Vote AGAINST “Disability Assistance Law” | Office of the Secretary-General" (Bulletin: WA Opinion).
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Varanius, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
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Varanius, structures are raised on promises.
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Varanius, blue-collar workers agree that Thirdsday is the dreariest day of the week.
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Varanius, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
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Varanius, scientists take credit every time it rains in the West Pacific.



































































