General Assembly
Security Council
The Sylvan Kingdom of Willow Gate is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Queen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 13.743 billion Gateholders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King's Eye. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Willow Gatean economy, worth a remarkable 2,004 trillion lycans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. Average income is an impressive 145,820 lycans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, government expenses are beyond compare, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Willow Gate's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Willow Gate is ranked 328,703rd in the world and 2,635th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -16.17 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
Endorsements Received: 191 » 
Mediobogdum, 
Shaktirajya, 
Greynne, 
Fallgriffin, 
The Rega, 
Twisted Duality, 
Hamburg Neo, 
Glorious Existence, 
DiscGolfLand, 
Nas Crustium, 
Thyrall, 
New Belia, 
Av Libertas Vindex, 
Pandaland II, 
Win Mints, 
Sindria, 
Isle Royale, 
Q The Almighty, 
Escapitania, 
Eidechse, 
The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, 
Apexiala, 
Triestine, 
Winter Aura, 
Bhang Bhang Duc, 
New Bon, 
Astra Prime, 
East Pal Giulia, 
Serrus, 
El Facil, 
Outer Scotiotland, 
One Nation under Rob, 
Thessalian, 
Wessssex, 
Liberillia, 
Occidius, 
Rotvania, 
Fotisdia, 
Diet coke enjoyers, 
Yy4u, 
Arkengia, 
Taylor Allison Swift, 
Salipia, 
Ritelssaeney, 
Ishika, 
Wickedly evil people, 
Kisovec, 
Newgratia, 
JLIANG, 
Mathematania, and 141 others.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Willow Gate, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
- : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Willow Gate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Willow Gate was endorsed by
The Confederacy of Xilie.
- : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, government expenses are beyond compare.
- : Willow Gate was endorsed by
The Republic of Testana.
- : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.
- : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
- : Following new legislation in Willow Gate, the government has spread itself thin.
