The Eigenstate of Profania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aleck P Dante von Besser-Wizzer with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.971 billion progenies of Aleck hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hifelufelem. The average income tax rate is 36.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Profanian economy, worth 485 trillion luremus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,310 luremus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime. Crime is totally unknown. Profania's national animal is the scapegoat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Procrastinism.

Profania is ranked 143,250^th in the world and 1,268^th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,703.66 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.