The Eigenstate of Profania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aleck P Dante von Besser-Wizzer with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.821 billion progenies of Aleck hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hifelufelem. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Profanian economy, worth 444 trillion luremus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,493 luremus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Progenies of Aleck seem to be catching more chills, a third of progenies of Aleck are e-certified CEOs, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, and recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size. Crime is totally unknown. Profania's national animal is the scapegoat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Procrastinism.

Profania is ranked 281,346^th in the world and 2,443^rd in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.26 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.