The War Criminal of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Marshal Markus Briand with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 44.225 billion Dalimbari are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. The average income tax rate is 85.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 6,185 trillion Free State Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,862 Free State Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor, having only one wallet stolen in a day is considered a cause for celebration, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Dalimbari selfishness, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalist Path.

Dalimbar is ranked 303,571^st in the world and 2,616^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.