The Space-Time Experience of The Euphoric Vortex is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Geoff and his Cool Stick with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 3.673 billion Stargazers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Stargazer economy, worth 296 trillion Cookie Doughs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 80,624 Cookie Doughs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants, and The Euphoric Vortex City's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space. Crime is totally unknown. The Euphoric Vortex's national animal is the Weird Looking Creature, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Euphoric Vortex is ranked 262,010^th in the world and 1,773^rd in the West Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 25,961.12 Standard Monetary Units.