The Parliamentary Republic of Tithio is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Hrotsvtiha I with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 5.917 billion Tithioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Issphollos. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tithioan economy, worth 794 trillion Royallas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,237 Royallas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Amnesty Interregional has condemned Tithio for ignoring crimes against humanity, tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tithio's national animal is the Great yellow Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Olobluthos.

Tithio is ranked 5,914^th in the world and 96^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.39 law-abiding acts per hour.