Population | 5.006 billion |
Capital | Winchessster |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | cobra |
The Commonwealth of Wessssex is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.006 billion Wessssexians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winchessster. The average income tax rate is 1.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Wessssexian economy, worth 840 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 167,840 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
The government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, and criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wessssex's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Wessssex is ranked 52,207th in the world and 351st in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 851.82975343972 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wessssex was endorsed by The Socialist Monarchy of Hexion.
- : Following new legislation in Wessssex, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers.
- : Following new legislation in Wessssex, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
- : Following new legislation in Wessssex, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
- : Following new legislation in Wessssex, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
- : Following new legislation in Wessssex, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
- : Following new legislation in Wessssex, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
- : Following new legislation in Wessssex, the news of budget cuts leaves a sour taste in Wessssexian mouths.
- : Wessssex was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Following new legislation in Wessssex, Winchessster's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 36 » Mediobogdum, Overthinkers, Dilber, Condonohia, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Hamburg Neo, Corbeil, Pandaland II, Apexiala, Bhang Bhang Duc, IndyCar Racing, Willow Gate, Hongg Kong, Crickoworse, Varanius, Orcatortugs, Occidius, Liberillia, Rengum in Lingo, Hyperion Towers, Algueneia, Nelovia, Glorious Existence, Diet coke enjoyers, Nas Crustium, Fotisdia, The Warriors of Determination, Wickedly evil people, Succedania, Kabirstan, Risani, Isachile Tum, Zoran, Guitermot, All Good People, and Hexion.