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Wessssex

Population5.006 billion

CapitalWinchessster

Currencybitcoin
Animalcobra

The Commonwealth of Wessssex is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.006 billion Wessssexians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winchessster. The average income tax rate is 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wessssexian economy, worth 840 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 167,840 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, and criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wessssex's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wessssex is ranked 52,207th in the world and 351st in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 851.82975343972 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 531stLargest Gambling Industry: 862ndHighest Crime Rates: 873rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,124thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,230thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,402ndRudest Citizens: 1,440thMost Avoided: 1,478thFattest Citizens: 1,479thMost Armed: 1,572ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,092ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,236thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,534thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,773rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,407thMost Influential: 4,685thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,561stLargest Insurance Industry: 6,294thLargest Mining Sector: 7,675thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,412thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,778thHighest Average Incomes: 16,582ndMost Efficient Economies: 18,049thMost Inclusive: 21,437thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,175thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,968thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,507thMost Pro-Market: 28,679th
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Highest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 42nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 53rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 63rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 98th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 120th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 131st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 170th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 187th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 192nd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 214th in the regionMost Politically Free: 220th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 263rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 265th in the regionMost Extreme: 278th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 284th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 298th in the regionLargest Black Market: 333rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 336th in the regionMost Stationary: 351st in the regionMost Inclusive: 357th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 377th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 383rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 388th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 412th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wessssex was endorsed by The Socialist Monarchy of Hexion.
  • : Following new legislation in Wessssex, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers.
  • : Following new legislation in Wessssex, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
  • : Following new legislation in Wessssex, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Wessssex, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Wessssex, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Wessssex, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Wessssex, the news of budget cuts leaves a sour taste in Wessssexian mouths.
  • : Wessssex was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Wessssex, Winchessster's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.

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