The United Socialist States of Outer Scotiotland is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Hynds with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.861 billion Outer Scotiotlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Outer Scotiotland City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Outer Scotiotlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,272 trillion Scottish Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 301,346 Scottish Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Dàguó is simultaneously dead and alive, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Scotiotland's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hyndsism.

Outer Scotiotland is ranked 9,410^th in the world and 100^th in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,909.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.