The Cozy Empire of Sindria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful population of 48.103 billion Sindrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sindrian economy, worth an astonishing 12,338 trillion hrafns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,511 hrafns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander, patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work, a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Leader, and children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants. Crime is totally unknown. Sindria's national animal is the capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sindria is ranked 93,109^th in the world and 856^th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,169.07 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.