The Florida Man of Zoran is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Atsila Ani'-Wah' with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.129 billion Zoranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zoradia. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zoranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion Adelas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,596 Adelas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, Zoranians seem to be catching more chills, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime is relatively low. Zoran's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Zonethos.

Zoran is ranked 5,927^th in the world and 90^th in the West Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,667.03 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.