The Kingdom of Yardies is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Andy Ganteks with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.784 billion Yardies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty City. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yard economy, worth a remarkable 2,022 trillion Mobs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 259,843 Mobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

If a tree falls in the forest there is no sound except a cash register ringing, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yardies's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Monke.

Yardies is ranked 60,379^th in the world and 577^th in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,296.36 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.