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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,395thMost Influential: 3,931stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,901st
The Federal Republic of
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Economy
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Aselon

Population1.236 billion

CapitalHarmony
LeaderPresident Whittman

CurrencyAstmark
AnimalWolf

The Federal Republic of Aselon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Whittman with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, stringent health and safety legislation, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate population of 1.236 billion Aselonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harmony. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aselonian economy, worth 165 trillion Astmarks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,943 Astmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, the government defends a woman's right to choose, the most recent election was a close race between President Whittman and President Whittman, and eating kids as food has been enshrined in law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aselon's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aselon is ranked 233,384th in the world and 907th in the West Pacific for Largest Populations, with 1.24 billion capita.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,395thTop
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Most Influential: 3,931stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,901stSafest: 8,324thMost Developed: 9,234thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,425thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,765thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,935thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,987thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,187thSmartest Citizens: 12,473rdMost Cultured: 13,085thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,774thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,089thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,891stNicest Citizens: 15,559thHighest Food Quality: 16,035thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,252ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 17,286thHealthiest Citizens: 17,660thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,198thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,995thMost Accessible: 20,219thMost Secular: 22,509thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,575thLargest Governments: 25,153rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,390thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,342ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,554thMost Patriotic: 28,579thMost Pacifist: 28,864thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,931stMost Efficient Economies: 30,262nd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 98th in the regionMost Influential: 130th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 141st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 142nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 151st in the regionSafest: 158th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 162nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 170th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 171st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 177th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 178th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 185th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 190th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 195th in the regionMost Cultured: 224th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 242nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 255th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 257th in the regionMost Accessible: 260th in the regionLargest Governments: 263rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 268th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aselon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Aselon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Aselon, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law.
  • : Following new legislation in Aselon, the most recent election was a close race between President Whittman and President Whittman.
  • : Following new legislation in Aselon, the government defends a woman's right to choose.
  • : Following new legislation in Aselon, public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help.
  • : Following new legislation in Aselon, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Aselon they're lyin'.
  • : Following new legislation in Aselon, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Aselon, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers.
  • : Following new legislation in Aselon, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Aselonian satellites can detect it.

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