The Principality of The Supreme Serpent is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by God Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, remarkably easy parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.917 billion The Chosen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cave Place. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.3%.

The all-consuming Chosen economy, worth 275 trillion Doubloons a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,793 Doubloons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 449,523 per year while the poor average 35,292, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, toothpaste is a mealtime delicacy, organ donation is compulsory, and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Supreme Serpent's national animal is the Rock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Imperial Truth.

The Supreme Serpent is ranked 277,229^th in the world and 2,578^th in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 58 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.