General Assembly
Security Council
The United Kingdom of Futuo is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Arfur Daley with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.463 billion Futuoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fellatio City. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Futuoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,986 trillion quid a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 221,965 quid, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, praying at the office can see you terminated for napping, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, and scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Futuo's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Futuo is ranked 1,695th in the world and 19th in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 8,555.82 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
Endorsements Received: 64 » 
Pandaland II, 
Mediobogdum, 
Hamburg Neo, 
Nas Crustium, 
DiscGolfLand, 
Willow Gate, 
The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, 
Apexiala, 
Bhang Bhang Duc, 
Glorious Existence, 
Occidius, 
New Belia, 
Taylor Allison Swift, 
Wickedly evil people, 
Fotisdia, 
Rotvania, 
Newgratia, 
Kisovec, 
Covenentia, 
Pont-a-Mousson, 
Pipi Pampers, 
Corbeil, 
The Federated Planets Of Earth, 
Hertfordshire and Jammbo, 
Zoran, 
Europe or EUR, 
Nes Repuland, 
Naluland, 
Isachile Tum, 
The Warriors of Determination, 
The Gates of Delirium, 
Fallgriffin, 
Win Mints, 
Suomaajland, 
Lastovipol, 
Sakurielle, 
Stormgaurd, 
Zunsettia, 
Fornholm, 
Bexsomb, 
Kindlepas, 
Trisolarise, 
East Coggins, 
Falavsia, 
Joseph Peace, 
Azar, 
Noton Mast, 
The Three Rivers Nations, 
Democratic Wer, 
Fhaengshia, and 14 others.
Giovanniland, Overthinkers, Mahorga, Witchcraft and Sorcery, Laudesia, Australdof, Paxaria, Dalimbar, Wessssex, West Deapol Laulandingedk, Staneburg, Nikos-Pikos, Intelbrazia, and New Port End.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Futuo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Futuo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Futuo, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered.
- : Following new legislation in Futuo, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested.
- : Futuo endorsed
The Commonwealth of New Port End.
- : Futuo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Missing Persons Coordination Act".
- : Futuo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Futuo was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Port End.
- : Futuo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Futuo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, Smartest Citizens, and Highest Poor Incomes.
