The United Provinces of Otionia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Krsevan Novakovic with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 3.029 billion Otionians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ozgrad. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Otionian economy, worth 312 trillion Routaps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,286 Routaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Otionia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Otionia is ranked 5,381^st in the world and 70^th in Europe for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,623.88 on the Clooney Contribution Index.