The Tribal Nation of Tsangenya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Maeyah Diyakah with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 5.259 billion Tsangenyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dia Takhats. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tsangenyan economy, worth 432 trillion dias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,205 dias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, tourists call Tsangenyan beach towns "the fine coastline", local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsangenya's national animal is the Draken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tsangenya is ranked 18,913^th in the world and 362^nd in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 114.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.