The Republic of New of Pushistia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Nameless with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.023 billion Pushistians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catopolis. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pushistian economy, worth 832 trillion Pushistian dinars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 165,759 Pushistian dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement, and being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill. Crime is totally unknown. Pushistia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reincarnism.

Pushistia is ranked 7,721^st in the world and 93^rd in Europeia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,213.94 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.