The Holy Purple of Fazea is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Millicent Bystander with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, vat-grown people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.186 billion Fazeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Fazean economy, worth 131 trillion Flips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 110,738 Flips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, Fazeans have replaced bears in a popular idiom, cruel and unusual punishments are being crowdsourced, and the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips. Crime is totally unknown. Fazea's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fazea is ranked 109,206^th in the world and 457^th in Europeia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,637.83 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.