The Seaside Republic of Primorye Oblast is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 19.105 billion Primoryaniki are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Primoryan economy, worth a remarkable 2,182 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 114,221 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals in Primorye Oblast are too busy serving the needs of Europeia to see Primoryaniki, third world countries are rich in "I Love Vladivostok" t-shirts, when their backs are against the walls Primoryaniki look out for gay men, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primorye Oblast's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Primorye Oblast is ranked 309,846^th in the world and 1,321^st in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.