The Freeholder Monarchy of Fololavakia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Emilas with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, state-planned economy, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.216 billion Fololavakians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jestevita. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fololavakian economy, worth 812 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 130,757 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and the nation's holy places are littered with doughnut crumbs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fololavakia's national animal is the European Golden Plover, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solunic.

Fololavakia is ranked 260,445^th in the world and 1,089^th in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.