The Flame of Sanjurika is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kommander Koala with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.247 billion Sanjurikans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sileijad. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sanjurikan economy, worth a remarkable 3,547 trillion Plieris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 218,376 Plieris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and t-shirts displaying a photo of Kommander Koala performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime is totally unknown. Sanjurika's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Crosnia.

Sanjurika is ranked 5,291^st in the world and 43^rd in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.18 law-abiding acts per hour.