The Conked Out Koalas of Sanjurika is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kommander Koala with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.687 billion Sanjurikans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sileijad. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sanjurikan economy, worth a remarkable 1,864 trillion Plieris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,484 Plieris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Sanjurika Blood Tithe, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, and fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home. Crime is totally unknown. Sanjurika's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Crosnia.

Sanjurika is ranked 45,541^st in the world and 1,547^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 226,048 Standard Monetary Units.