The Fantabulousness of Pichtonia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Me with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 22.62 billion Pichtos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pridetown. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pichto economy, worth a remarkable 2,108 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 93,219 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, millions of Pichtos are excellent swimmers, commemoration of the Great Europeia War costs almost as much as the war itself, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pichtonia's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Brewdaism.

Pichtonia is ranked 11,889^th in the world and 113^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,846.1 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.