The Most Serene Republic of Thimkhang is a small, genial nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 23 million Thimkhangians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.6%.

The very strong Thimkhangian economy, worth 1.60 trillion Druks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 69,567 Druks, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thimkhang's national animal is the Gyalpo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thimkhang is ranked 89,803^rd in the world and 413^th in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,392.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.