The Republic of Vallivene is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Thaddeus Rex with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 927 million Valliveneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Celestrum. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Vallivenean economy, worth 80.9 trillion Vallivenean pounds a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,238 Vallivenean pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales, Vallivenean diplomacy is by the book, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vallivene's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vallivene is ranked 188,873^rd in the world and 901^st in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.