The Republic's President of SkyGreen is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by SkyGreen with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.579 billion SkyGreenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SkyGreen City. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped SkyGreenian economy, worth 164 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Pizza Delivery, Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,709 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and SkyGreen's reputation is hard as nails. Crime is totally unknown. SkyGreen's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

SkyGreen is ranked 117,906^th in the world and 590^th in Europeia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 27,300.1 Standard Monetary Units.