The Void of Precisely Nothing is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nobody with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 31.456 billion Naughts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Precisely Nothingian economy, worth a remarkable 9,614 trillion Bosons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 305,651 Bosons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Minor code style errors dull the house edge, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Precisely Nothingian restaurants, and separate but equal doesn't include commute time. Crime is totally unknown. Precisely Nothing's national animal is the Tardigrade, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Precisely Nothing is ranked 208,528^th in the world and 992^nd in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 9.13 Obesity Rate.