The Tsardom of Nukerida is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Tsar Konstantin III with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.065 billion Nukeridans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vevoritsa. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nukeridan economy, worth 318 trillion Luvkas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,012 Luvkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ban on cars has been repealed, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and gamblers often find their stakes burnt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nukerida's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam and Orthodox Christianity.

Nukerida is ranked 251,093^rd in the world and 1,182^nd in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 7.39 Obesity Rate.