The ȺᵾĐĦĐ⛧♱ of Sein is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by 𝔄𝔗𝔇ℌ with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 10.27 billion Seinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 愛. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,505 trillion local currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,575 local currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sein's national animal is the ᏦᎧᏰᏋᏁᎥ, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is LET'S SAY NO.

Sein is ranked 328,586^th in the world and 1,380^th in Europeia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.25 on the Bus Surprisal Index.