The Morally Grey Corporate State of Hiloooooo is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Corporate AI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.087 billion Corpos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sever Room. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Corporate economy, worth a remarkable 1,872 trillion Promotions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 307,636 Promotions, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and hotels often double as quarantine zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hiloooooo's national animal is the Chinook, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Hiloooooo is ranked 2,394^th in the world and 15^th in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,760.88 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.