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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,444thMost Influential: 6,547thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,345th
The Holy Constitutional Monarchy of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Economy , Discipline, Power
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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German Crusader State

Population5.457 billion

CapitalLandsberg
LeaderFriedrich von Schmidt
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyGerman Mark
AnimalBlack Eagle

The Holy Constitutional Monarchy of German Crusader State is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Friedrich von Schmidt with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.457 billion Germans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landsberg. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Germanic economy, worth 815 trillion German Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,376 German Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, Friedrich von Schmidt is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Crusader State's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

German Crusader State is ranked 265,665th in the world and 3,978th in the West Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.92 Obesity Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,444thMost Influential: 6,547thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,345thLowest Crime Rates: 8,685thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,287thMost Developed: 10,968thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,081stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,582ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,928thLargest Governments: 13,417thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,451stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,463rdTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 15,153rdMost Devout: 15,159thSmartest Citizens: 15,409thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,968thMost Patriotic: 16,027thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,068thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,067thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,550thMost Cultured: 18,655thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,808thMost Efficient Economies: 20,854thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,256thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,459thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,681stHighest Average Incomes: 22,515thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,583rdBest Weather: 25,197thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,318thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,845thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,475thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,228th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 69th in the regionMost Devout: 107th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 128th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 132nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 138th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 171st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 174th in the regionMost Developed: 175th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 175th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 178th in the regionLargest Governments: 190th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 191st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 194th in the regionMost Influential: 205th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 205th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 206th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 220th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 222nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 234th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 250th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 257th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 269th in the regionMost Cultured: 274th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 275th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 287th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 294th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 309th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 343rd in the regionBest Weather: 347th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 350th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 383rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 383rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 392nd in the region

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