The Kingdom of MooMooTropolis is a mammoth, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.889 billion MooMooTropolisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 38.1%.

The powerhouse MooMooTropolisian economy, worth 679 trillion Moos a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,454 Moos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

School uniforms are compulsory, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MooMooTropolis's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MooMooTropolis is ranked 82,758^th in the world and 841^st in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,405.72 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.