The United Kingdom of Great Britan and Northern Irelands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John Williams with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.31 billion Britons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming British economy, worth 149 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,418 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Great Britan and Northern Irelands" at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Britan and Northern Irelands's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Great Britan and Northern Irelands is ranked 202,689^th in the world and 1,052^nd in Europe for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.