The Free Land of Frozen Republic is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Icecream with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 13.674 billion Frozen Republicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorebetia. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Frozen Republician economy, worth 497 trillion Icicles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Soda Sales industry. Average income is 36,408 Icicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

John Icecream has just been declared ruler of Frozen Republic in an international press conference, fraternities are notoriously exclusive, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Republic's national animal is the Pinguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frozen Republic is ranked 110,498^th in the world and 1,936^th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.