The Community of Comrade Quack is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.137 billion Comrade Quackians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comradstadt. The average income tax rate is 41.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Comrade Quackian economy, worth 223 trillion Coms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,215 Coms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Comrade Quackian flag qualifies you for citizenship, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, and billions are being spent on a new island airport. Crime is almost non-existent. Comrade Quack's national animal is the Leg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Comrade Quack is ranked 135,546^th in the world and 513^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,369.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.